Rollin' Roxy

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“May I pick your brain for a minute?”

Victim of American war crimes from wwii reanimated from the dead to be part of a girl group entitled “The Boiled Schoolgirls”...it’s even more tasteless than it sounds

Was boiled alive

Real name is Hilde Brand but was changed to Roxy Brand to be more immediately recognizable to the American public

Is internationally renowned along with her bandmates (tba) but doesn’t seem to have an interest in idol work outside of the pay

More interested in medical science, particularly the brain and nervous system but also wants to know why the fuck she’s so itchy all the time

She’s tried various different drugs to stop the itching but nothing seems to last

Has been known to bite peoples fingers off on occasion, particularly men as they’re easy to seduce; there were a few scandals about it that were quickly covered up by her agency

She justifies this by saying “they’re just fingers! They have at least nine more to pick up the slack after all...”

Understandably, this didn’t help PR

Also known to kiss people often; her kisses lingering a little too long and wet on one’s cheek

People she knows generally draw away when she offers this because her lips are shredded and her breath smells of burnt rot

Described as tomboyish by those that know her

April 15, 2021

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